SISTINE TURNED 23! The girls recap the chaos that went down this weekend, didn't help that mercury was in retrograde either. What makes a perfect party? Also, someone almost threw hands at Sistine in the store, Sophia thinks that people were hotter wearing masks when you stared into their eyes, and they debate how using dating apps doesn't count as "finding someone when you least expect it". This episode is definitely random yet hilarious as they rant about bad ways they send birthday texts, a cooler way to journal, and why the Calm app isn't helping Sistine sleep (cue Cillian Murphy). They come back with another unsolicited advice!